Yoga for Breakups ๐Ÿ”ฅ How to Get Over Your Ex

Yoga for Breakups ๐Ÿ”ฅ How to Get Over Your Ex


downDOGMA Hey yogis, feeling down in the dumps about
your most recent breakup? Here’s a list of of 8 yoga poses to helping you get over your
ex. Pose number one: BOAT POSE because you escaped
that sinking ship. [crying in the background] Pose number two: BIRD OF PARADISE because
you’re the freest of the free if you let yourself be. [playing the Notebook in the background] Pose number three: UPWARD FACING DOG because
it’s time for you to shut up, get up and move upwards and onwards with your life. [Gossiping
in the background] Pose number four: WILD THING because you and
me baby ain’t nothing but mammals and wild thing, it’s time to let your heart sing. [Party
Kristie taking selfies in the background] Pose number five: STANDING SPLIT, time to
cut away those split ends while you stand strong. Pose number six: ARCHER’S POSE. How about
instead of shooting down your ex’s new beaux, tap into your inner Katnis and show Cupid
who’s boss. Pose number seven: BOUND ANGLE because you’ve
got to get those blah feelings and habits under control. Remember to breathe, you’re
doing just fine. Pose number eight: CORPSE POSE because the
past is the past. [maniacal laughing in the background, burn baby burn, disco inferno] And the future holds so many new possibilities.
. . hot sexy possibilities! [Nick Comsia’s guitar music playing]